'Lo, in the histories of the many chapters of the Adeptus Astartes, every Primarch listed that has ever come across my sage and learned eye has found root and home upon a planet, which hath shaped and set in stone the character of that warrior of the Emperor that he would become.
The people who do not understand this are DOING IT TERRIBLY RONG and are the real faggots. They are sometimes disparagingly referred to as 'Tourettes Marines' when FUCKING RETARDS are unable to differentiate between seething anger and lolrandom cursing. These items are detailed in Codex: ANGRY MARINES.Įven when not in combat, the Angry Marines are so enraged that their attempts to communicate sound like they are directed by Quentin Tarantino. This includes dual powerfists, powerfeet, powerbats, powerwrenches, and even the Predator Angrinator, a modified version of the Predator Whirlwind artillery tank that fires the Angry Marines themselves directly into the enemy ranks. The Angry Marines employ a variety of weapons notably different to the standard Space Marine arsenal. There is even a Codex: ANGRY MARINES detailing the special rules required to adequately represent their rage. Angry Marine tactics focus on getting into melee as quickly as possible, and proceeding to open up several crates of whoop ass in the direction of the enemies of the Imperium. The Angry Marines are a /tg/ homebrew chapter of the Space Marines.
